For the record…
Posted on December 17, 2007 by Snoop
These things I know:
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Mattresses do not belong on I-195 after dark when people like me will have to swerve out of the way at the last minute to avoid hitting them while running late to BWI anyhow.
I need to sell a few more cars before Christmas.
Wegman’s Creme Brulee ice cream is a wondrous creation, sharing it with a special someone is even better.
The Redskins actually have a chance to make the playoffs… Never count out Joe Gibbs in December.
Filed under: For the record, Skins, car sales, life, worship

Matthew - I hope this note finds you well. I have been attempting to travel through your thoughts and feelings in this, and I say this with the utmost of truth, quite complex and intense window to your soul. Whilst I have enjoyed my experience thus far, I can honestly say, as there is no other way to say it, that I am a little disappointed. There is something missing, yet I have been unable to put my finger on it. At first I thought it would be the lack of updated stories from your automotive career, but, alas, I fear it is something else. I will continue to seek out my answer, and I will contact you as soon as I know something.
Matthew,
As I sit here typing this, I have come to the conclusion that not only are my shared thoughts of no value to you, but also that my inner feelings bare, unfortunately, the same weight. This I find sad.
Here is a story for you. A short one, but one which carries upon its back a great moral. Please read, reflect, and return my ruler.
A great man sat upon his throne in the early morning light. A sad man came unto him and wept. The great man, while gazing out through his melted sand, noticed, on the horizon, a prize approaching. The great man also noticed some of his sheep trying to get the prize. In a great leap of faith, strength and courage, the great man lifted the sad man up from the bowels of darkness, and handed him the prize. And then the sad man said thank you. And the sad man repaid his debt by stealing the great man’s life stick.
Think about this.